who is yoga bob(tm) ?|
HEIGHT: 5 1/2 centimeters (2 1/8 inches)
MADE IN: CHINA
STRETCH-ABILITY WIDTH: arm span X 10
STRETCH-ABILITY HEIGHT: height X 9
Good wine; horseback riding; long walks by the
beach at sunset; being stretched strongly but gently; being tied up;
intricate knots; sticking to ceilings;
spinning; glitter; all sparkly things; to make up stories about inanimate household objects like "ninja spoon fairies" and "superhero toothbrushi"
Extreme heat (tendency to fall apart under
temperature pressure); decapitation (or wait, maybe he likes this?); dog slobber; being swallowed by little kids (and dogs); pressure of more than 12 tons per bob; riding in the clothes dryer.
Yoga; stretching; gymnastics; flying; karaoke;
contortionism; washing machine rides; basketball (as the ball); ballet
dancing; karate; children parties.
Photographic paper; excessive roughhousing; sun bathing; motorcycle rides.
Faithful; always smiling (even in the face of adversity); stretchy; up for anything imaginable.
No nose; no thumbs; his smile.
Mellow Yellow, (Donovan).
Some bobs are notorious flirts. If your yoga bob winks at you, beware!
(Not suitable for children ages 0-3.)