seriousilly?  
yoga bob
questions answered
maximizing your bob fun
bob-art
testimonials
seriousilly adventures
contact the bobsessed
order bob
who is yoga bob(tm) ?

HEIGHT: 5 1/2 centimeters (2 1/8 inches)
WEIGHT: Featherly
EYES: Black
HAIR: Never
MADE IN: CHINA
STRETCH-ABILITY WIDTH: arm span X 10
STRETCH-ABILITY HEIGHT: height X 9

LIKES:
Good wine; horseback riding; long walks by the beach at sunset; being stretched strongly but gently; being tied up; intricate knots; sticking to ceilings; spinning; glitter; all sparkly things; to make up stories about inanimate household objects like "ninja spoon fairies" and "superhero toothbrushi"

DISLIKES:
Extreme heat (tendency to fall apart under temperature pressure); decapitation (or wait, maybe he likes this?); dog slobber; being swallowed by little kids (and dogs); pressure of more than 12 tons per bob; riding in the clothes dryer.

HOBBIES:
Yoga; stretching; gymnastics; flying; karaoke; contortionism; washing machine rides; basketball (as the ball); ballet dancing; karate; children parties.

VICES:
Photographic paper; excessive roughhousing; sun bathing; motorcycle rides.

VIRTUES:
Faithful; always smiling (even in the face of adversity); stretchy; up for anything imaginable.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES:
No nose; no thumbs; his smile.

THEME SONG:
Mellow Yellow, (Donovan).

IMPORTANT NOTE!
Some bobs are notorious flirts. If your yoga bob winks at you, beware!

(Not suitable for children ages 0-3.)