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back... watch out for the GOOP!

post-GOOP attack
yoga bob eating his heart out
san francisco, 02/2002
  Something went terribly wrong for yoga bob today. He was attempting to hold together some of his business cards, when all of a sudden he got that urge to decorate himself, that drive to shine just a bit brighter. So he used some GOOP! to affix a shiny orange heart to himself.

Bad idea!
Apparently, the stuff really stuck to him. So severely that it stuck all the way *through* him. Seared him right in half and left him in what some may find a rather compromising stance...