shrunken bob
HELP!
This morning I was walking around the house and found
some stray bobs.
At first they looked like any 'ol bobs, just two bobs
doing their bob thing.
But then I realized ... one bob was smaller than the other!
new sticky bob next to shrunken bob
Now, countless centuries into my bobsession, I'm pretty aware of the fact that
all bobs are more or less the same size, give and take a stretch or
two.
But this bob was way off!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE????
Has someone invented a bob-shrinker? That makes me nervous. My
housemate Brenda makes me nervous too ... methinks she's in on this one
because when I asked her about the shrunken bob her eyes glistened and her
grin was eeevil.
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